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Te instructions say I should find the book nearest me, turn to page 45 and read the first sentence. This oracle is meant to augur my sex life, of all things, in 2012. Ahem:

“Whether you mix the dough by hand or machine, making dough always begins with mixing together the flour, water, yeast, dough starter (pre-ferment), if using one, and salt.” (The Bread Bible, Rose Levy-Beranbaum, 2003)

Thus it is written, and thus let it be done. I have no idea how, but one must not question the Oracle.

Date: 2012-01-13 02:29 am (UTC)
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Yeah, Jane Austen research does not lead to a better sex life in 2012. Sadly it looks like I will be either given a sermon (based on the caption for the picture, which is the first thing printed on the page) or I will be questioned about who I am related to. Neither of which sounds at all sexy.

Ah well.

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